I actually first saw this in someone else's journal, and I looked it up online, and found it, and thought I would repost it, because, well, you'll see!
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How To Install Love
By: Rick Anderson
Customer Service (CS) Rep. : Yes, Ma'am, how can I help you today?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me through the process?
CS Rep.: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install now. What do I do first?
CS Rep. : The first step i